Why I hate alcohol

I hate the taste. It tastes like shit. Shitty beer tastes like shit. There is no flavor. Even buffalo trace tastes like shit.

Cocktails taste great but it’s not the booze in them that does it – it’s the sugar. Like espresso martini.

I hate the bloat.

And then the eating. Holy shit. So useless bullshit stuff. Already didn’t enjoy the booze and now I have to deal with the dangerous food stuff.

I don’t like the guy I become under its influence.

So fuck it.